In a move that would be bizarre even if it had some sort of topical justification - for instance, his former team reportedly signing Terrell Owens - Cris Collinsworth showed up on the set of what we are to assume is Showtime's Inside the NFL wearing Bengals face paint. Why? Well, nothing is clear beyond the fact that we have been provided visual evidence from Warren Sapp's Twitter account.
And for the record, the photo was sent out prior to Owens' signing being leaked by the media, so this was apparently the brainchild of some randomly malicious producer.
Most unnerving of all: it's not even the most disturbing shot of Collinsworth in the make-up chair. Behold the wan specter of death:â†µ
[H/T - You Been Blinded]