I'm sure this is just a cynical ploy to get us to learn what the Rangers' triple-A affiliate is called and where it plays, but it's funny anyway: the Oklahoma City Redhawks have submitted an offer for LeBron James.
"We have contacted LeBron James' agent and left several messages," said team representative Jason Black. "I have still not heard back from him. However, I believe that our offer is valuable, and we look forward to sitting down with Mr. James and going over it."
The multi-dollar offer is built around free lawn care service and a bratwurst named in LeBron's honor. Can you guess what it is called? If you guessed, "The LeBron Bratwurst," you are wrong! Guess what it's called!