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Seems to sum it up nicely. But sometimes a man doesn't have 141 seconds. Sometimes a man is on the go. For that man, and for even more hurried men, I will boil things down even further. I'm a helper!
The Ryan Howard Contract Extension Debate in 62 seconds:
The Ryan Howard Contract Extension Debate in 5 seconds:
Man: Ryan Howard is overrated.
Other Man: Is not.
Man: Is too.
Other Man: Is not.
Man: Is too.
Other Man: Is not.
The Ryan Howard Contract Extension Debate in 2 seconds: