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DecisionWater: All Other Liquids Are Hopelessly Ambiguous

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Via companies prostrating themselves before the king's court.

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Need to decide what to make of your life? Choose between jobs? Relationships? Which clothes to wear? Obviously decisionwater is the mass-marketed liquid refreshment for you, especially if you happen to be trying select between professional sports franchises ready to heap hundreds of millions of dollars on you for your services.

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Which vitamins fuel hubris, avarice and narcissism? I don't know, but decisionwater got it, son!

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