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Fear The Internet-Based, Vaguely Intimated Wrath Of LeBron

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So, LeBron is crankypants, because in addition to being an internationally recognized superstar athlete, unfathomably rich and seeing no end in sight to either fame or fortune, he also insists upon being liked:

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All of you.
Do you hear that, internet? That's the sound of royal fury descending upon your person with a righteous fierceosity. James probably means to take out his frustrations on the basketball court, but where's the fun in that? Here follows a series of tantrums fit for a king:

YOU THERE, JETERFAN3 I AM COGNIZANT OF YOU CALLING ME LEBITCH. A LIEN ON YOUR HOUSE!!less than a minute ago via UberTwitter

THIS TWITTER IS ELECTRIFIED AAAHHH YOU ARE BEING SHOCKED RIGHT NOWless than a minute ago via UberTwitter

IF YOU'RE READING THIS IN CLEVELAND YOU'RE PROBABLY IN A PUBLIC LIBRARY HAHAHAless than a minute ago via UberTwitter

I WILL SALT THE SCORCHED EARTH OF THE PEASANTS OF OHIO WHO ARE THEMSELVES THE SALT OF THE EARTH SEE WHAT I DID THERE less than a minute ago via UberTwitter

THIS POX UPON YOUR KITH AND KIN SPONSORED BY JERGENS FOR ALL YOUR IRRATIONALLY CHAPPED ASS NEEDS CHOOSE JERGENSless than a minute ago via UberTwitter

@ ALL HATERS I WILL STEAL YOUR WALLETS AND DONATE THE CONTENTS TO BOYS AND GIRLS CLUBS OF AMERICA #PHILANTHROPYless than a minute ago via UberTwitter

MUCH LIKE DELICIOUS VITAMIN WATER I AM FULL TO BURSTING WITH SUSPECT INGREDIENTS THAT WILL KILL YOUR ASS IN LARGE DOSESless than a minute ago via UberTwitter

IF YOU THINK THIS TWITTER ACCOUNT IS SAVAGE JUST WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE THE EVEN BETTER ONE I'M GOING TO MAKE WITH TWO OTHER REALLY GOOD DUDESless than a minute ago via UberTwitter

MORE LIKE ANDERSON VAREWHO. OR WHAT. ANDERSON VAREWHAT.less than a minute ago via UberTwitter