Every day, we'll canvass the internet for some of the finest bits of insight you'll find from athletes, ANYWHERE. Really, you won't find it anywhere else, because these are completely made up.
Today, with the launch of The Ham Sandwich, the twitterverse was a buzz with reactions to the new project at SBNation. My new project at SB Nation. This is personal, but I figured in the interest of transparency, the readers should get a chance to hear what people are saying.
@KDthunderup You seen this? White people, maaaaan... SMH. thehamsandwich.com 
Mr. Iguodala
AI9
And just like that, a tweet from one Team USA member to another, and the floodgates were open... SMH.
@AI9 OHHHH sh*t [tennis guy voice] You cannot be serious!!! Thas crazy lmao thehamsandwich.com
Kevin Durant
KDthunderup
@KDthunderup SMH SMH SMH!!! ANNND he's from dc son! Gotta watch my back in this city LMAO #SUSPECT
John Wall
jimmywa11
tattoos stick wit yoU man... They do. That's why I got Loyalty on me for lifee... #REALTALK #irony #thasdeep
LeBron James
KingJames
We makin a movie!!! God is great, yo! But these suede gucci loafers is so much BETTA!!! http://twitpic.com/2hkc5f
Kanye West
kanyewest
How many times do i have to say for it yall? The Rocket never had any needles near his ass. #Hamsandwich
Roger Clemens
rogerclemens
@rogerclemens Dude, ya you did. #MLB
Andy Pettitte
Pettitte_News
EYO! Who hacked my Twitpic? WHO HACKED MY TWITPIC?Kanye West
kanyewest
it's a giant white ass where the HEAVENLY gucci suede loafers is sposed to be!!!! EYO. #foul #nohomo #especiallynotmeKanye West
kanyewest
Matter fact. That sh*t is ARTISTIC son. #Hamsandwich #creatvity http://twitpic.com/2hkc5f Kanye West
kanyewest
We makin a movie!!!!!! WE GON CALL THAT SH*T HAM SANDWICH!!!! THATS SO ARTISTIC AND DIFFERENT! GET ON OUR LEVEL!Kanye West
kanyewest
Damn, Kanye drinkin again. Ham Sandwich? That sounds like the dumbest sh*t ever. #unfollow #wow
Chad Ochocinco
OGOchoCinco
Until tomorrow... Enjoy Twitter. And tell Kanye he's 'bout to owe me some royalty fees.