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(Fake) Athlete Tweets: Introducing The Ham Sandwich Edition

Every day, we'll canvass the internet for some of the finest bits of insight you'll find from athletes, ANYWHERE. Really, you won't find it anywhere else, because these are completely made up.

Today, with the launch of The Ham Sandwich, the twitterverse was a buzz with reactions to the new project at SBNation. My new project at SB Nation. This is personal, but I figured in the interest of transparency, the readers should get a chance to hear what people are saying.

@KDthunderup You seen this? White people, maaaaan... SMH. less than a minute ago via ÜberTwitter

And just like that, a tweet from one Team USA member to another, and the floodgates were open... SMH.

@AI9 OHHHH sh*t [tennis guy voice] You cannot be serious!!! Thas crazy lmao thehamsandwich.comless than a minute ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

@KDthunderup SMH SMH SMH!!! ANNND he's from dc son! Gotta watch my back in this city LMAO #SUSPECTless than a minute ago via Echofon

tattoos stick wit yoU man... They do. That's why I got Loyalty on me for lifee... #REALTALK #irony #thasdeepless than a minute ago via UberTwitter

We makin a movie!!! God is great, yo! But these suede gucci loafers is so much BETTA!!! than a minute ago via web

How many times do i have to say for it yall? The Rocket never had any needles near his ass. #Hamsandwichless than a minute ago via Twittelator

@rogerclemens Dude, ya you did. #MLBless than a minute ago via Tweetdeck

EYO! Who hacked my Twitpic? WHO HACKED MY TWITPIC?less than a minute ago via web

it's a giant white ass where the HEAVENLY gucci suede loafers is sposed to be!!!! EYO. #foul #nohomo #especiallynotmeless than a minute ago via web

Matter fact. That sh*t is ARTISTIC son. #Hamsandwich #creatvity less than a minute ago via web

We makin a movie!!!!!! WE GON CALL THAT SH*T HAM SANDWICH!!!! THATS SO ARTISTIC AND DIFFERENT! GET ON OUR LEVEL!less than a minute ago via web

Damn, Kanye drinkin again. Ham Sandwich? That sounds like the dumbest sh*t ever. #unfollow #wowless than a minute ago via Rock Software


Until tomorrow... Enjoy Twitter. And tell Kanye he's 'bout to owe me some royalty fees.