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This Cam Newton Scouting Report Seems Kind Of Wishy-Washy

We all have concerns about Cam Newton's NFL future. Some team* will take a chance during the 2011 NFL Draft on the controversial Auburn quarterback, but he's about the biggest hit-or-miss prospect the league has seen in years. Still, your concerns are nothing when compared to those of Pro Football Weekly's Nolan Nawrocki:

Very disingenuous -- has a fake smile, comes off as very scripted and has a selfish, me-first makeup. Always knows where the cameras are and plays to them. Has an enormous ego with a sense of entitlement that continually invites trouble and makes him believe he is above the law -- does not command respect from teammates and will always struggle to win a locker room...Lacks accountability, focus and trustworthiness -- is not punctual, seeks shortcuts and sets a bad example. Immature and has had issues with authority. Not dependable.

Thinks Nas won. Plays his guitar too long at parties. Can't bow hunt for s***. Misquotes Community. Believes every single common misconception. Programmed the LOVE-LETTER-FOR-YOU.txt computer virus. Sucks at Parcheesi ... Has radiation poisoning. Says RSS was dead but is back now. Rooting for John Cena. Puts ketchup on non-fried foods -- spawn-camper and dirty mack. Had Pitt in Final Four. Broke your garbage disposal while babysitting. Spoiled Source Code. Uses Facebook. Plays on 911. Felt Bill O'Reilly deserved to be mad. We could go on.

* The Washington Redskins.

For more on what's left of Cam Newton after Nolan Nawrocki finishes up, visit Track Em Tigers and Mocking The Draft.