An elite striker comes onto the field as a substitute! No, it still isn't Sergio Aguero for some stupid reason. Instead, Dimitar Berbatov replaces Danny Welbeck with all of two minutes to go, which is plenty of time for the enigmatic Bulgarian to aggravate everyone by missing a clear-cut chance to win the game for Manchester United.
Actually, it's Tom Cleverly who misses after excellent work from Nani and Chris Smalling on the right flank, popping high into the air when in yards of space at the top of the box. Just earlier, Edin Dzeko had what seemed like a great chance to take the lead, but couldn't dig the ball out and shot weakly and straight at David de Gea. I've just realised that this game will go to penalties if nobody scores here, a prospect which I find greatly vexing. Someone score. Please? Four minutes of injury time before Phil Dowd blows the full time whistle.