We noted that Super Bowl media day really isn't about the game itself. It's just as much about the "reporters" who dress up in strange outfits and try to draw attention to themselves, along with the fans who do the same thing. It's an event, not a legitimate series of press conferences.
The picture below is a good summary of what what media day is all about. I present to you the fake Tom Brady:
Reporters interviewing a guy dressed up as Tom Brady (who clearly doesn't know Brady got a haircut). Yeah. That's about the best description of media day I can give you.