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Tyler Bray of the Tennessee Volunteers is paid to win. Uh ... paid in education, he means. Ahem. Yup. Wes Rucker of govols247.com has the scoop:
Bray: "I'm paid to win games." Reporter: "You're paid?" Bray: "I mean ... my education. That's what the SEC likes to call 'getting paid.'"
— Wes Rucker (@wesrucker247) November 13, 2012
That's the best retort since Shooter McGavin had to say he didn't eat poop for breakfast. Here are some of the other possible comebacks that Bray had careening around in his brain:
- "Yeah, paid like a fox."
- "What? No. Shut up, nerd."
- "WHAT'S THAT BEHIND YOU?!" /sprints out of room
- "Paid in full by the sacrifice of our Lord and savior Jesus Christ through whom are things are possible, amen."
- "Yep, $150,000 a year and a free Camaro. Wait ... wait, I mean not those things. That's not a tape recorder, is it? Crud."
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