Filed under: 'It Hurts Like A Dick' By Chris Mottram Mar 15, 2012, 9:50am EDT / new Share this story Share this on Facebook Share this on Twitter Share All sharing options Share All sharing options for: 'It Hurts Like A Dick' Reddit Pocket Flipboard Email That is a direct quote from Nationals super prospect Bryce Harper, who GQ profiled in its latest issue. I have no idea what “hurts like a dick” means, but I do know he is the heel that baseball sorely needs.