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SOUTH REGION -- SECOND ROUND
(11) MIKE PELFREY/WORST BALK EVER
vs.
(3) JACK WILSON IS JACK WILSON
You can view and vote on the rest of the South Bracket here. And in case you missed it, you can still vote on the West bracket here.
(11) Hello. I am MIKE PELFREY/WORST BALK EVER.
When last we met, I narrowly defeated WALL-RUN HEAD KICK, 731 to 657. I like to imagine that the umpire wasn't calling a balk. He was merely pointing and yelling, "Hey! Baseball! It's a baseball! And I'm a baseball umpire! I got all my umpire shit on and everything! And I'm on a baseball diamond, too! I declare baseball! Let's get cookin', baby!"
(3) HI I AM JACK WILSON IS JACK WILSON
I WON THE LAST ROUND OF THE VOTE BY I DON'T KNOW LIKE A THOUSAND TO A BILLION OR SOMETHING OH GOD IT'S A BASEBALL OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD
THERE IS A BASEBALL DID ANYONE TELL THE UMPIRE ABOUT THIS OH GOD
VOTE!