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The GIF Bracket: No. 1 'Rollerblading Raptors Mascot' Vs. No. 2 'Yankee Enthusiasts'

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Mortified Michigan Punter. Rollerblading Raptors Mascot. Yankee Enthusiasts. Overconfident Jeremy Shockey. All the GIF legends are here. Today, we narrow down the Elite Eight to the Final Four. Vote, and help us determine the winners.

SOUTH REGION -- FINAL

(1) ROLLERBLADING RAPTORS MASCOT
vs.
(2) YANKEE ENTHUSIASTS

Click here to view and vote on the rest of the GIF Bracket's Elite Eight.

(1) I love you so much. I am ROLLERBLADING RAPTORS MASCOT.

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I reached the Elite Eight by way of a victory over HOT SAUCE IS GOOD ON EVERYTHING, 394 to 87. I put on my special Raptors jersey, just for you. I put on rollerblades, just for you. I did my best to rollerblade out on the court and put on a show, just for you. And I fell ... just for you. I am terribly ashamed of myself, and no one likes to be laughed at, but I'm glad that in some way, I made you happy. Vote for me, or vote against me. I will love you forever and ever.

(2) F*** you, motherf*****! I'm YANKEE ENTHUSIASTS!

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I just got done beatin' the shit outta that dumbass JACK WILSON IS JACK WILSON, 325 to 161! Aw, he was a GIF Hall of Famer, huh? Well guess what? You wanna guess what? Do you wanna guess what? I don't GIVE A SHIT, kid!

What, you gonna vote for some Barney-ass lookin' dinosaur? You ****! Gaw, look at you, this is my impression of you. "DURR I DON'T KNOW HOW TO WORK A KEYBOARD, I'M A F***IN' IDIOT!" I'm the best, kid. The grand champion, kid. Titletown, kid. F***IN' YANKEES, KID.

You're all like "aw I guess I'll cast my vote" like anyone gives a shit. Like you even matter. You f***in' don't, you herb-ass. What are you gonna do about it? What are you gonna do about it? What are you gonna do about it? What are you gonna do about it? What are you gonna do about it? What are you gonna do about it? What are you gonna do about it? What are you gonna do about it? What are you gonna do about it? What are you gonna do about it? What are you gonna do about it? Fa**************in' NOTHIN' KID! GO YANKEES

VOTE!