Mike Gundy is a giddy paegent mom, Charlie Weis feigns manual labor, Tommy Tuberville plays against type by encouraging a task to be completed "quick," and of course Art Briles and Paul Rhoads do all the hefty lifting.
It's the new Big 12 coaches commercial, and it's officially the first best thing ever in the 2012 college football season.
(By the way, Dana Holgorsen's just checking if y'all need any help, just let him put out this cigarette, and uh... No? Good? Y'all want a Chivas and Sprite? Find you a cup and look in cooler out in his Grand Marquis.)
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