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The List: New rumored sources of HGH

Everyone's abuzz about deer antlers. What's the next level of unlikely sources of human growth hormone?

"THE STACK OF FLAPJACKS WAS YEA HIGH"
"THE STACK OF FLAPJACKS WAS YEA HIGH"
Scott Halleran

What wacky sources will next be rumored to contain HGH? Here's the short list:

- Fresca

- The fat that settles to the bottom of Dinty Moore Beef Stew

- Any surface in Sylvester Stallone's house

- Everything mentioned in "The 12 Days of Christmas"

- The felt on tennis balls

- Promotional glossies of Yaphet Kotto

- The magnet clipped to the side of the Explorabook

- Silica packets

- Brian Dennehy

- VHS copies of Marvin's Room

- Discarded Eddie Murphy prosthetics

- 7-11 taquitos

- Jay-Z's smart phone (must be eaten whole)

- Protective stickers peeled off handheld Konami games

- Hangin' out with Fred McGriff

(Jon Bois and Andrew Sharp co-wrote this episode of The List.)