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The List: Situations that need Greg Schiano

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Greg Schiano, head coach of the 0-4 Buccaneers, says that the Bucs' situation was one that "needed Greg Schiano." This is one of many situations that need Greg Schiano.

Al Messerschmidt

From @PewterReport:

A NON-EXHAUSTIVE LIST OF OTHER SITUATIONS THAT NEED GREG SCHIANO:

1. "Football is fun and enjoyable."

2. "A reserve defensive lineman is smiling on the bench during a stoppage in play while remembering a treasured childhood memory."

3. "It's been years since I listened to 'Let the Bodies Hit the Floor.'"

4. "Who will eat the rats?"

5. "I need a host of opinions about Boz Scaggs. Immediately."

6. "My house is not soaked in gasoline even a little bit."

7. "No one is screaming advice at the screen during this Katherine Heigl movie."

8. "Hey, there aren't any cigarette butts in this holiday toy collection box."

9. "Oh no, that baby has learned how to laugh!"

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Bill Hanstock, David Roth, Matt Ufford, Ryan Van Bibber, Jason Kirk, and Jon Bois contributed to this List.