Jerry Glanville applies for Eastern Michigan coaching job


Needless to say, the former Atlanta Falcons and Houston Oilers coach (and NASCAR driver and UFL coach and video game namesake and wonderful lunatic) was not on our initial list of potential candidates for the EMU job. His only college experience came during a 9-24 span at FCS Portland State, which actually might qualify him to take over the Eagles -- a program so outmatched, its university newspaper sports editor is calling for it to end. It won't happen! But hey! Things would be really fun and really weird! You like MACtion, don't you? Don't you? Are you really ready for this level of MACtion? I posit that you are not.