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The List: What is Jason Kidd's 13-letter word of choice?

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Cheeselicking?

"Barnaclelousy!"
"Barnaclelousy!"
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NBA.com's David Aldridge reports Jason Kidd's sudden demotion of Lawrence Frank was preceded by several instances of in-fighting, culminating in a blow-up in which Kidd screamed: "Sit the (bleep) down! I'm the coach of this (13-letter word) team! When you're on the bench, don't (bleeping) move!". We're adults and we know what "(bleep)" means, but what 13-letter word could Kidd possibly have used? Here are 20 guesses.

"I'm the coach of this telemarketing team!"

"I'm the coach of this unfashionable team!"

"I'm the coach of this fictionalized team!"

"I'm the coach of this housekeeping team!"

"I'm the coach of this streptococcic team!"

"I'm the coach of this sarsaparillas team!"

"I'm the coach of this Knickerbocker team!"

"I'm the coach of this zygodactylous team!"

"I'm the coach of this 13letterwords team!"

"I'm the coach of this chuckinduckin team!"

"I'm the coach of this horseporpoise team!"

"I'm the coach of this couchsniffing team!"

"I'm the coach of this funguspunting team!"

"I'm the coach of this действительно team!"

"I'm the coach of this deronwilliams team!"

"I'm the coach of this CrazySexyCool team!"

"I'm the coach of this healthcare.gov team!"

"I'm the coach of this hazmatazmataz team!"

"I'm the coach of this grundletastic team!"

"I'm the coach of this hamsterfisted team!"

Probably hamsterfisted, but feel free to lend your own suggestions in the comments.

Mike Prada and Michael Katz contributed to this list.