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Ryan Nanni [11:25 PM]:
One week til Romo, kids. Stretch those narratives.
Oh No Romo [11:20 PM]:
Close enough. RT @TomFornelli: The way everything has gone in the Bears favor today can only mean they’ll lose by 60 tonight.
— Tom Fornelli (@TomFornelli) December 23, 2013
mduffster [11:15 PM]:
do the bears have linebackers?
Oh No Romo [11:14 PM]:
Charlie Gebow [11:14 PM]:
This is getting into “College team trying to impress pollsters” territory
Stephen White [11:14 PM]:
Bryce Brown was picking em up and putting em down. 50 burger
Oh No Romo [11:13 PM]:
This game…
Ryan Van Bibber [11:13 PM]:
oh my
Stephen White [11:09 PM]:
Not the start he hoped for I imagine
Oh No Romo [11:09 PM]:
McCown Town is closed for repairs
Charlie Gebow [11:09 PM]:
MCCOWN TOWN!
Ryan Nanni [11:07 PM]:
“Nah, I’m good.” – Josh McCown
Charlie Gebow [11:06 PM]:
Somewhere, Josh McDaniels cackles
Ryan Van Bibber [11:04 PM]:
McCown Town, next stop please
icorriher [11:04 PM]:
stop the fight please
Stephen White [11:03 PM]:
Boykin been waiting for that all game
Oh No Romo [11:03 PM]:
Mark down Jay Cutler Pick Six on your Bears Bingo Card
Oh No Romo [10:57 PM]:
@Clefo Good point
Charlie Gebow [10:55 PM]:
@Oh No Romo One would be a 3 and the other a 4 so it would have to be the Championship game, no?
Stephen White [10:54 PM]:
Fat lady is warming up
Oh No Romo [10:54 PM]:
@sgw94 Is there a scenario where if these two teams got in, they’d possibly face each other? Like the divisional round.
Stephen White [10:52 PM]:
Bears defense has to be sick of that read option.
Oh No Romo [10:52 PM]:
@Ryan Van Bibber Well, if the stats people say there is a chance…
Ryan Van Bibber [10:52 PM]:
@Oh No Romo no, i’m not. but the stats people are!
Oh No Romo [10:51 PM]:
@Ryan Van Bibber So you’re saying there’s a chance?
Ryan Van Bibber [10:49 PM]:
At end of Q3,
Eagles</a> lead <a href="https://twitter.com/ChicagoBears">
ChicagoBears by 22. Eagles win prob: 99%, cover (-3.0) 99%. More at http://t.co/FtFF8qxRi4— ProFootballReference (@pfref) December 23, 2013
Mark Ennis [10:49 PM]:
hahaha poor Bears
Stephen White [10:49 PM]:
Fail
Stephen White [10:48 PM]:
@Run Home Jack lol
Ryan Nanni [10:47 PM]:
@sgw94 Copyright Mike Felder Enterprises
Stephen White [10:46 PM]:
WRs always get to push off more than any DB ever would get away with
Stephen White [10:45 PM]:
Seems too little too late but you never know
Stephen White [10:44 PM]:
Wheel route, if he caught it clean might be TD
Mark Ennis [10:44 PM]:
Man that was a gorgeous throw.
icorriher [10:43 PM]:
collinsworth, that is
Mark Ennis [10:42 PM]:
So, Bears fans…
Jesus, there’s still 18 more minutes of this game.
— Adam Jacobi (@Adam_Jacobi) December 23, 2013
icorriher [10:42 PM]:
Was really talking like he doesn’t know what “11” means on a defensive card? I mean, wow.
Stephen White [10:41 PM]:
Ouch
Stephen White [10:37 PM]:
Its called probable NCAA sanctions, guys
Ryan Nanni [10:35 PM]:
Nah, you got this, Cutler. YOU. GOT. THIS.
Stephen White [10:35 PM]:
Fuuuuuummmbbbllllleeee
Mark Ennis [10:34 PM]:
"We Want Dal-las!" chants inside the Linc. It's gonna be a fun week.
— Kevin Negandhi (@KNegandhiESPN) December 23, 2013
Stephen White [10:34 PM]:
Might be Khaseem Greene time for the rest of the game. Lance Briggs standing on the sidelines.
— Jeff Dickerson (@ESPNChiBears) December 23, 2013
Oh No Romo [10:33 PM]:
#Bears sideline reporter @ZachZaidman reports equipment mgr putting defensive microphone in LB James Anderson helmet – Briggs done?
— Peggy Kusinski (@peggykusinski) December 23, 2013
Stephen White [10:31 PM]:
Helluva an effort by Kendricks
Stephen White [10:31 PM]:
How bad is the NFC North? I mean really
Ryan Nanni [10:31 PM]:
@Clefo Comparatively, it won’t be remembered as the worst part of his career.
Charlie Gebow [10:30 PM]:
I don’t think touting Monte Kiffin’s USC tenure is a GOOD thing, Chris
Stephen White [10:27 PM]:
That’s one of those “I have to see it on film” plays
Stephen White [10:27 PM]:
Peppers has no idea how he missed that tackle
Mark Ennis [10:27 PM]:
The Eagles failed to really block anyone and McCoy still goes in untouched.
Ryan Nanni [10:27 PM]:
3rd | 7:11 |
PHILADELPHIA | ALL OF THE POINTS – 3 |
CHICAGO | 3 |
Stephen White [10:26 PM]:
We have reached the demoralizing section of the evening, folks
Mark Ennis [10:25 PM]:
Just think how lopsided this would be if the Eagles didn’t run some gimmick offense.
Stephen White [10:23 PM]:
That kick was…interesting
Stephen White [10:22 PM]:
Guess I was wrong. Bears have been totally dominated from start till now
Ryan Nanni [10:21 PM]:
Oh No Romo [10:20 PM]:
@Mark Ennis Maybe during the John Shoop years.
Mark Ennis [10:20 PM]:
You could see Chip Kelly joking with the refs about whether or not he could challenge that
Stephen White [10:20 PM]:
I say call stands but it was damn close
Stephen White [10:19 PM]:
Man thats close
Mark Ennis [10:18 PM]:
Have to think 8 attempts for 3 yards was not Chicago’s gameplan coming in.
Mark Ennis [10:15 PM]:
I can’t believe Peppers is still that much of a freak athlete.
Ryan Nanni [10:13 PM]:
Refs hate it when you step on their lines.
Charlie Gebow [10:12 PM]:
So I guess it’s too hard to go “Oh, hey, we’re gonna review it anyway, but by golly we like your initiative!”
Stephen White [10:12 PM]:
Sucks for the Bears
Ryan Nanni [10:12 PM]:
Seattle REALLY coulda used this level of HD review film, by the way.
Ryan Van Bibber [10:11 PM]:
that’s only the second fumble of the season for McCoy … if it stands
Ryan Nanni [10:10 PM]:
This rule is so eye-rollworthy.
Stephen White [10:08 PM]:
Turnovers might be the only way the Bears get back in it
Oh No Romo [10:08 PM]:
Maybe?
Oh No Romo [10:08 PM]:
McCoy fumble
Stephen White [10:06 PM]:
Eagles making it look so easy
Charlie Gebow [10:06 PM]:
@Mark Ennis True, but mostly from embarrassment from my inability to catch the kick
Oh No Romo [10:06 PM]:
@Run Home Jack “Why is he taking a knee at the 2-yard line?”
Ryan Nanni [10:05 PM]:
@Mark Ennis Like, “why did he go out at the 7?” quick.
Oh No Romo [10:05 PM]:
@Mark Ennis I’d die trying to catch the kickoff.
Ryan Nanni [10:05 PM]:
@Mark Ennis False. I’d get out of bounds quick, though.
Mark Ennis [10:04 PM]:
True or false: You would die if you tried to return an NFL kickoff?
Ryan Van Bibber [10:04 PM]:
Steve Smith asked what he was doing during Panthers final drive Sunday. "I was icing up." http://t.co/nFZEIwg4QW
— Will Brinson (@WillBrinson) December 23, 2013
Charlie Gebow [10:03 PM]:
@Run Home Jack Well, it is a copycat league
Ryan Nanni [10:02 PM]:
@Clefo He actually stole that from Chip Kelly, so. http://sports.yahoo.com/video/philadelphia-eagles-head-coach-chip-183310835.html
Oh No Romo [10:02 PM]:
Hey, more late afternoon games!
Week 17 sked changes: Eagles-Cowboys flexed to 8:30 on
SNFonNBC</a>. Bills-Pats to 4:25, Bucs-Saints to 4:25. Pack-Bears to 4:25 IF CHI loses</p>— Ian Rapoport (
RapSheet) December 23, 2013
Mark Ennis [10:01 PM]:
@Clefo GET YOUR CALVINIST ASS OUT OF HERE
Charlie Gebow [10:01 PM]:
Was it part of Costas’ destiny to make that snarky comment about destiny? DID I JUST BLOW YOUR MIND?
Oh No Romo [9:55 PM]:
Erasing the Lions logo that won't be needed until next season after Detroit dropped out of playoff picture pic.twitter.com/e5yv0jJ43U
— Larry Lage (@LarryLage) December 23, 2013
Ryan Nanni [9:54 PM]:
Important halftime breakdown:
Stephen White [9:50 PM]:
Much*
Stephen White [9:50 PM]:
Didnt think the Eagles would get this must pressure but they are bringing it!
Ryan Van Bibber [9:49 PM]:
solid hustle from Cutler on that
Ryan Van Bibber [9:49 PM]:
@Mark Ennis gotta feel for Prisco a little, he’s still confused if he should bitch about the Eagles b/c Chip Kelly is a “spread” coach or like them b/c Foles isn’t an “option” QB
Oh No Romo [9:46 PM]:
@Run Home Jack In Chicago, they say Do-Vawwwl! (Probably)
Ryan Van Bibber [9:45 PM]:
@Oh No Romo give ’em Mel
Stephen White [9:43 PM]:
Whyyyyy didnt they use the former punt returner for that, Weems?
Ryan Nanni [9:43 PM]:
@Oh No Romo DUUUUUUUVAL
Mark Ennis [9:43 PM]:
Was digging and found this gem:
Biggest problems with Eagles offense, aside from the turnovers, not having Maclin. The other guys don't win against man, except Jackson
— Pete Prisco (@PriscoCBS) September 20, 2013
Oh No Romo [9:42 PM]:
@Ryan Van Bibber Mel Tucker
Ryan Van Bibber [9:42 PM]:
who is Chicago’s defensive coordinator now?
Ryan Nanni [9:42 PM]:
2nd | 1:07 |
EAGLES | 24 |
WELL IMAGINE REX GROSSMAN IN THIS OFFENSE | 0 |
Stephen White [9:41 PM]:
Still, 24-0 is 24-0 #CaptainObvious
Stephen White [9:40 PM]:
Seems like the Eagles O has cooled off a bit or is it just me?
Stephen White [9:39 PM]:
Its so apparent who the holdovers are from Lovie’s/Marinelli’s defense. They do almost everything right every play. Alignment, assignment, discipline on run lanes
Oh No Romo [9:39 PM]:
@Ryan Van Bibber Least it won’t be Bears-Packers
Ryan Van Bibber [9:38 PM]:
Cowboys-Eagles will be flexed to prime time next Sunday night, per NFL official.
— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) December 23, 2013
Ryan Van Bibber [9:38 PM]:
oh man … got a big surprise for everyone. Are you ready?
Oh No Romo [9:37 PM]:
Bears need to put McCown in second half !!! This Cutler is a clown!
— Jeremy Roenick (@Jeremy_Roenick) December 23, 2013
Stephen White [9:33 PM]:
Briggs gotta be wondering if it was worth it at this point
Ryan Nanni [9:32 PM]:
But that was against the Browns, which, well, the Browns.
Ryan Nanni [9:31 PM]:
The only good thing I can say is that the Bears struggled early last week and came back to win.
Stephen White [9:30 PM]:
Not – lot of plays in the playbook for 3rd n 28
Stephen White [9:28 PM]:
Or get sacked, whichever
Stephen White [9:27 PM]:
After these short catches by Bennett look for the Bears to take a shot behind him soon if Eagles jump
Ryan Nanni [9:27 PM]:
@sgw94 You just made me remember Marty Booker. That was weird.
Stephen White [9:25 PM]:
Marty B with the conversion on a quick out
Stephen White [9:24 PM]:
Gotta want to see more of that if you’re a Bears fan. Jeffery wont fall down every time
Stephen White [9:21 PM]:
Nice play by Williams on the ball
Charlie Gebow [9:20 PM]:
Odds that Cutler is the Browns starting QB next season?
Stephen White [9:20 PM]:
Take. A. Shot.
Stephen White [9:17 PM]:
Good stop for the Bears
Ryan Nanni [9:17 PM]:
I can’t wait for the Courting of Jay Cutler. It’ll be like a Bronte novel, but with sacks.
Stephen White [9:16 PM]:
They needed that sack big time
Stephen White [9:15 PM]:
Sent 5, no pressure
Stephen White [9:14 PM]:
Theyre blitzing but not getting much pressure out of it
Ryan Van Bibber [9:13 PM]:
it seems like everyone on the Bears defense turned 50 in August
Stephen White [9:12 PM]:
Cutler is doing himself no favors. I wonder if ultimately he wouldnt have been better off sitting out the rest of the season
Stephen White [9:12 PM]:
Nope, just double coverage
Stephen White [9:12 PM]:
That looked like triple coverage
Ryan Nanni [9:11 PM]:
(adds log to PUT IN MCCOWN fire)
Ryan Van Bibber [9:10 PM]:
taking Quick over Alshon too
Ryan Van Bibber [9:10 PM]:
the Rams spent May-August talking about Brian Quick as the next Vincent Jackson
Stephen White [9:09 PM]:
The Jets really chose Stephen Hill over Alshon. Still hard to believe
Oh No Romo [9:04 PM]:
Maybe I’ll play GTA V or something.
Ryan Nanni [9:04 PM]:
1st | 1:27 |
PHILADELPHIA | 21 |
WHENEVER YOU’RE READY GUYS | 0 |
Stephen White [9:04 PM]:
Soooooo 21-0 with over a minute left in the 1st…quarter. Wow
BeaverJohn [9:03 PM]:
LTC Frank Slade (Ret.) is feeling ten years younger in Philadelphia.
Stephen White [9:03 PM]:
Easy money
Stephen White [9:01 PM]:
Collingsworth diagnosing concussions from the booth now?
Stephen White [8:59 PM]:
How do you defend that cut!
Ryan Nanni [8:58 PM]:
GO FOR IT YOU CRAZED MADMAN
Stephen White [8:57 PM]:
McCoy is just unfair.
Ryan Van Bibber [8:57 PM]:
Stephen White [8:56 PM]:
Seems an odd time for Wildcat when they could bury them on this drive
Stephen White [8:53 PM]:
Gotta say, at this point if Im the Bears I might start just throwing it up to your big WRs for chunk plays. Time to trash the original gameplan imo
Stephen White [8:52 PM]:
RB seven yards deep usually means run and the Bears do for four yards with Forte
Ryan Nanni [8:47 PM]:
1st | 7:44 |
CHIP KELLY’S GIMMICKS WON’T WORK IN MANSYLVANIA | 14 |
CHICAGO | 0 |
Mark Ennis [8:46 PM]:
Can’t imagine Cutler loves the idea of playing a whole game with the opponent knowing they’ve got to throw the ball.
Stephen White [8:46 PM]:
Shady scores and man the Bears had better answer soon or this will be over by halftime.
Ryan Nanni [8:45 PM]:
@sgw94 Carlos Boozer can’t defend ballhandlers on the perimeter. Wait, what?
Stephen White [8:43 PM]:
Hey maybe, MAYBE the Bears should try to force Foles left. Maybe
Stephen White [8:43 PM]:
And there it is
Stephen White [8:42 PM]:
Man the Bears’ defense can’t even regroup. Look for the Eagles to take a shot here
Stephen White [8:42 PM]:
Welp
Ryan Nanni [8:41 PM]:
1st | 9:54 |
THAT TEAM THAT WILL BEAT THE COWBOYS NEXT WEEK | 7 |
THAT TEAM THAT WILL BEAT THE PACKERS NEXT WEEK | 0 |
Charlie Gebow [8:40 PM]:
That’s the sort of play that only the tutelage of Mike Stoops could have made happen
Stephen White [8:39 PM]:
Foles’ athleticism is way underrated. Nice pass for the TD with 99 breathing down his neck as he rolled to his right
Stephen White [8:38 PM]:
Big 3rd and goal coming. No telling what Kelly goes with here.
Stephen White [8:37 PM]:
Right tackle appeared to move early
Mark Ennis [8:36 PM]:
Penalty will erase the play here but, notice the Eagles are once again lined up unbalanced into the boundary.
Mark Ennis [8:35 PM]:
Tell us more about the exciting centers in the NFL, Chris…
Stephen White [8:35 PM]:
Nice hit by peppers on Foles
Stephen White [8:35 PM]:
I also don’t trust the Bears defense these days. I do like Ratliff at nose tho
Stephen White [8:34 PM]:
Thats called outthinking yourself
Ryan Nanni [8:33 PM]:
(lights PUT IN MCCOWN fire)
Stephen White [8:33 PM]:
Did they really put Forte on Trent Cole one on one? WTF?!
Charlie Gebow [8:33 PM]:
Jay Cutler falling down is just… satisfying
Stephen White [8:33 PM]:
Cutty showing the sloooooow juke move outside lol
Mark Ennis [8:32 PM]:
“THE Louisiana Tech University”. As in, no no, not the one coached by Skip Holtz.
Stephen White [8:31 PM]:
I still dont trust the Eagles defense
Mark Ennis [8:30 PM]:
Pretty excited to watch this game and cuss as I think about how the Bucs almost had Chip Kelly :( :(
Ryan Nanni [8:30 PM]:
Marc Trestman and Chip Kelly might be the nerdiest matchup possible.
Stephen White [8:28 PM]:
Ryan Van Bibber [8:28 PM]:
@Run Home Jack the Bucs and the Rams played the most exciting meaningless football game of the year
Ryan Nanni [8:26 PM]:
@Ryan Van Bibber Are the Bucs still alive
Ryan Van Bibber [8:25 PM]:
Ryan Van Bibber [8:25 PM]:
and for anyone trying to make sense of it … http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/2013/12/22/5231710/nfl-playoff-picture-2013-afc-nfc-standings
Ryan Nanni [8:25 PM]:
Oh, hello there. Didn’t see you, as I was busy writing my RUSSELL WILSON, HISTORY’S GREATEST FRAUD column.
Ryan Van Bibber [8:23 PM]:
what a day!
Stephen White [8:21 PM]:
Good Football Evening folk!