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Hello, Arizona, my name is Heath Bell

I will be pitching for you this year.

Well, howdy. My name is Heath Bell! My last job didn't go so well, but I'm here to turn over a new leaf! I'm kind of wacky, like the next-door neighbor on a sitcom. You're going to love me.

But enough of my yammer-yappin'! Let me throw a pitch! That's what they pay me for, after all. Alright, here's the first pitch of a new era!


Dammit so much.