Also on the docket: Eric Decker's wedding and forthcoming reality show, Eagles fans fighting at a charity event, and Brett Keisel's cover shoot for The Backwoodsman magazine. RAWR! Eat your heart out, Kate Upton!
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Uffsides: Aaron Hernandez and the Patriots' offseason woes
Patriots superfan Nick Stevens reviews New England's turbulent offseason, from signing Tim Tebow to owner Bob Kraft admitting that Vladimir Putin stole his Super Bowl ring to the ongoing investigation of Aaron Hernandez. But can these schadenfreude checks get cashed for in-season failure? Let's hope so!