The GIF Oracle would like to show you some GIFs of the Houston Astros

I am the GIF ORACLE. You are here because you wish to see athletic failures, and you have requested I get right to the point by showing you GIFs of the Houston Astros.

That's a fair and prudent request. As of this writing, the 2013 Astros are on pace to lose at least 106 games for the third consecutive year. The memorable Astros of years past have been completely dismantled, leaving only a group of baseball-playing nomads whose hats make them look like the guys who come to install your satellite dish.

They are terrible. Here are your GIFs.

DAMN IT, ASTROS: PART 1.

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DAMN IT, ASTROS: PART 2.

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DAMN IT, ASTROS: PART 3.

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DAMN IT, ASTROS: PART 4.

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DAMN IT, ASTROS: PART 5.

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DAMN IT, ASTROS: PART 6.

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That was gross. I didn't like it. Take me back, you useless Oracle.