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Donald Trump says the Bills are doomed because he didn't buy them

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Television billionaire and defective animatronic ham sculpture Donald Trump was never going to buy the Buffalo Bills, for a variety of extremely good reasons, and did not in fact wind up buying the Buffalo Bills. Trump did put in a bid — presumably a freezer truck full of remaindered Trump Steaks and photo of himself and Meat Loaf on a golf course — but was outbid by actual non-TV billionaire Terry Pegula.

This might have been the end of it, had Trump not taken to Twitter on Monday morning to share some luxurious and extremely popular sour grapes regarding Pegula and the Bills.

It honestly is still the end of it, since nothing that Trump says about their football team will or should ever matter to Bills fans.

We can all go back to ignoring Donald Trump now. Sorry to disturb you.