Okay, deep breath. Are you ready for this news?
#Rockies trainer Keith Dugger says doc removed a "fatty mass with tentacles" from left index finger of OF Carlos Gonzalez. Could miss 5 was— Thomas Harding (@harding_at_mlb) June 11, 2014
OH MY GOD.
Some things we instantly thought of:
Enjoy your nightmares, because this is a thing that can apparently happen to you.