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It is difficult for me to know how to feel. I cannot decide whether the happiness of others is more important than my own. I don't know where pride ends and pettiness begins. Where the sands of ownership creep beneath the ocean of community.
These are questions I ought to answer on my own time before I claim any more of yours. Today is the day Marty McFly traveled to in the film Back to the Future Part II.
Today is the exact day in 2015 that Marty McFly travels to in #BackToTheFuture, Part II https://t.co/o6rAZlZihw pic.twitter.com/YBdsisd4Si
— The New York Times (@nytimes) October 21, 2015
There's your source. I suppose I wasn't important enough to listen to. I guess there's nothing you could learn from this old sack of bones.
But I tried to tell you. I really did. I have been telling you, for years, that Marty McFly traveled in time to today's date.
And now, all of you who doubted me must be held to account.
October 2, 2013
in Back to the Future, Marty McFly traveled through time to today's date #TeamMarty
— Jon Bois (@jon_bois) October 2, 2013
Correct.
Wrong.
October 14, 2013
hmm, just found out that in Back to the Future, Marty McFly traveled in time to Columbus Day (today). might be symbolism ...
— Jon Bois (@jon_bois) October 14, 2013
Correct.
Wrong.
October 17, 2013
in Back to the Future 2, Marty McFly traveled in time to today's date. but sorry Marty, no Cubs in this World Series D:
— Jon Bois (@jon_bois) October 17, 2013
Correct.
Wrong.
And?
And?
And?
October 18, 2013
in Back to the Future, Marty McFly traveled in time to today's date. bet he'd turn around once he saw what these#bozo politicians are up to
— Jon Bois (@jon_bois) October 1, 2013
Correct.
Wrong.
Wrong.
Wrong.
October 28, 2013
ah, cool … looks like Google put up a Back to the Future theme. (Marty McFly traveled in time to today's date.) #TeamMarty
— Jon Bois (@jon_bois) October 28, 2013
Correct.
Uh, that's what I'm saying?
Wrong.
November 13, 2013
you may have heard that Marty McFly traveled in time to today's date. what you might NOT know: he did so in Back to the Future II, not I
— Jon Bois (@jon_bois) November 12, 2013
Correct.
No, YOU'RE wrong.
December 8, 2013
marty mcfly traveled in time to today's date … but i bet he would've hightailed it back to 1985 after seeing all this snow in the n.f.l.!
— Jon Bois (@jon_bois) December 8, 2013
Correct.
Um, yes?
I uh
1. I'm not false, I'm right.
2. It's not November. That's false.
3. You're seriously the same person who corrected me on my Back to the Future tweet from like a month ago
December 10, 2013
just saw on facebook that marty mcfly traveled in time to today's date? does anyone know whether this is true?
— Jon Bois (@jon_bois) December 11, 2013
Yep! It is true!
Uh, that's what I'm saying?
Wrong.
June 13, 2014
google wins the internet with today’s marty mcfly google doodle. marty mcfly traveled in time to today’s date. #TeamMarty
— Jon Bois (@jon_bois) June 13, 2014
Haha! Correct! #TeamMarty
No, gotchA. Or gotCHA. Whatever I type to tell you that you were the one that ... like, I got you. You didn't get me.
Wrong. Like, all the way totally wrong.
June 16, 2014
marty mcfly traveled in time to today’s date, and i bet i know why … to cheer on #USMNT! #TeamUSA #TeamMarty
— Jon Bois (@jon_bois) June 26, 2014
Correct.
Wrong. But my reply to you was correct, though.
September 28, 2015
marty mcfly traveled in time to today’s date. guess he wants to see the supermoon! keep your eyes peeled tonight pal — you’re in for a treat
— Jon Bois (@jon_bois) September 28, 2015
Correct.
Uh, that's what I'm saying?
October 12, 2015
back to the future fans, help! i saw on facebook that marty traveled in time to today’s date … is this accurate, or just another hoax
— Jon Bois (@jon_bois) October 12, 2015
That's correct! It's good to check for hoaxes, though. There are hoaxes all over the Web.
Wrong. And what is that Snopes site everyone keeps sending me? I'm trying to click on that right now but you're just a screencap so it doesn't do anything. Well, whatever.
Wrong. You shouldn't be so dismissive of others if you're the one who's wrong.
October 18, 2015
marty mcfly traveled in time for today’s date (source: facebook), and who can blame him? you’re just in time for texans-jaguars, marty
— Jon Bois (@jon_bois) October 18, 2015
Correct! Sourcing is important.
I'm having trouble keeping track of which level of wrong you are. But you're wrong.
Way to put me on blast. Now you're the one who's wrong in front of everybody. Wrong.
October 19, 2015
just saw on facebook that marty mcfly traveled in time to today’s date. thought you back to the future fans would get a kick out of that
— Jon Bois (@jon_bois) October 19, 2015
Correct! Bet they do!
Uh, that's what I'm saying?
October 20, 2015
marty mcfly traveled in time to today’s date! there are a lot of hoaxes out there, so here’s proof pic.twitter.com/vCX9PvtZnK
— Jon Bois (@jon_bois) October 20, 2015
Correct!
Ah yeah, thank you, man. Thanks for the better proof.
I am careful to celebrate my vindication without celebrating the wrongness of others. That isn't a thing to celebrate. We're allowed to be wrong. I cannot, however, help but resent you. I spoke the truth and you beat me down at every turn.
Marty McFly traveled in time to today's date.
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