Kind of scary looking. Rubber Duck Longoria! pic.twitter.com/mHsHiSmy0E
— IONTB.COM (@IONTB) April 19, 2015
If the Rays made a duck that looks kinda like Evan Longoria or an Evan Longoria that looks kinda like a duck, they would've been okay here. Instead, it's Evan Longoria with a duck body and a mouth and nose combined into a strange mini-bill. This is not good. This is not good at all. (The reasoning appears to be that Longoria owns a Tampa bar called "Ducky's.")