"Oh, hello. I didn't see you there. I was just here, admiring this trophy of mine, this record-setting home plate. Would you like a glass of wine? Ichiro can get you a glass of wine."
Part of me thinks this is too frivolous to live on a heavily trafficked sports site devoted to serious sports. Another part of me can't stop looking at that picture because look at that danged picture.
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