Got $10,000 hidden in the couch? You can bid on Michael Jordan's 'Space Jam' uniform

This '90s movie fashion staple can now be yours! Can you believe it? Michael Jordan's real-life, actual worn, former sweaty jersey from the 1996 hit Space Jam is being auctioned on Oct. 1 at popular auction marketplace Invaluable.

That doesn't leave us with much time to save up!

Oh, say whatttt? Bidding STARTS at $10,000? Hmm, well I mean it's nice and all but we gotta eat around here. But for those with cash to burn, here's the full description:

Michael Jordan uniform from Space Jam. (Warner Bros., 1996) Screen worn complete basketball uniform including (1) XL AIS brand mesh, red, white and blue-trimmed sports jersey with "Tunesquad" logo on the front and signature number "23" emblazoned on the back and (1) matching pair of size 38 shorts. Worn in the climactic showdown between Michael Jordan's "Tunesquad" and the "Monstars". With signs of wear and minor staining. In production used fine condition.

But hey, 38 shorts! They're like basically thrown in for free! It IS a deal!

That is, of course, if you want to spend more than $10,000 for memorabilia from a movie that wasn't even very good ...