Kansas State's band did something interesting at its halftime show!
So I made a gif from my photos... #ksuband pic.twitter.com/TU9bWoDe4I
— George Walker (@pkmnct) September 6, 2015
@GottliebShow your (and mine) favorite university just did this at halftime. #EMAW #Jayhawks #dickinthebeak pic.twitter.com/28RFMP1dBG
— Scott Pufahl (@pufizzle) September 6, 2015
This happened during a Star Trek-themed halftime show. That was supposed to be the Starship Enterprise.
K-State Band's Star Wars/Star Trek halftime show is awesome. #CatsMan
— Kelsey Karanges (@Kkaranges) September 6, 2015
Part of the K-State Marching Band halftime show - The Starship Enterprise defeats the evil space Jayhawk. Love it.
— Joey Perkins (@PoeyJerkins) September 6, 2015
#KSUMB just formed a Jayhawk & then had a spaceship destroy it. lol go cats man I love Kstate
— kaitlyn sterneker (@kaitstern) September 6, 2015
But let's be real here ...
And there you have it. That's the K-State band in the formation of a Jayhawk sucking a dick.
— TK (@TKauff) September 6, 2015
Ummmm... Was that a giant penis going into the mouth of a Jayhawk performed by the band at the K-State halftime show?!
— Daywalker (@MizunoStriker) September 6, 2015
If you weren't watching the #KState band at halftime you missed a borderline pornographic formation. So sorry I didn't get a pic.
— Mike Tufano (@RealMikeT) September 6, 2015
The Starship Enterprise looks ... well, not that much like that. It's definitely got two somethings coming off the side. But I'm pretty confident it didn't destroy opponents by ramming its proboscis into its opponents' mouths. We're guessing this is probably just the K-State band having some fun with a reasonably believable alibi.
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For what it's worth, the band shared the alleged design the band was trying to recreate, which looks significantly less phallic.
"The chart below represents the drill from tonight’s show. There was absolutely no intent to display anything other...
Posted by K-State Marching Band on Saturday, September 5, 2015
Why y'all need to apologize for making a spaceship?
Things aren't going well for the Jayhawks -- they lost to FCS opponent South Dakota State earlier Saturday.
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