When Joe Lunardi sat down to discuss dogs with me, he didn't realize that I take my love of dogs VERY seriously. He probably figured it out not long after he finished one of his points by saying, "... and who didn't grow up with a dog?"
It was a rhetorical question. I answered it. "People with terrible parents," I said. "People who aren't fully realized adults." Joe looked uncomfortable.
We edited that exchange out of the video. The rest of the conversation is focused on the brackets -- we're using the term loosely here -- that we filled out to predict the Best in Group and Best in Show winners of the 2016 Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show, the second-oldest sporting event in the United States after the Kentucky Derby -- assuming you consider animal eugenics to be a sport. (We do, because everything is sports.)
To fill out a dog show bracket of your own, click here or go to dogshowbracket.com.