Greetings from sunny Florida ... though I haven't actually seen the sun on what appears to be an otherwise fine day. No, the NFL media types have been sequestered in a hotel ballroom since 6:30 a.m. ahead of their hour-long breakfast meeting with the AFC head coaches.
We'll have more from the NFL's annual meetings, but here are a few highlights from Tuesday's pow wow over runny eggs and stale carbohydrates.
1. Split opinions on reviewable plays
It felt like John Harbaugh fell out of a George Caleb Bingham painting, delivering an 1800s-style stump speech about a list of proposed rule changes. He filibustered over the suggestion to make all plays reviewable, swatting away concerns that it would lengthen games. The Ravens coach claimed that five games last season were determined by non-reviewable calls.
Two tables overs and one up, Harbaugh's AFC North counterpart from Pittsburgh would have none of it. Mike Tomlin called instant replay a "band-aid" that had bleed far past its original intention of making sure officials got critical calls correct. Bengals coach Marvin Lewis added that was against giving coaches the ability to challenge all penalties.
2. Bill Belichick has better things to do
But you knew that already. After some effusive praise for retiring linebacker Jared Mayo, Belichick went monosyllabic, grunting his way through the rest of the press conference. You feel sorry for the guy, a little bit anyway, because he's surrounded by reporters and cameras two layers deep more than an hour before he even gets to his designated table.
I asked what effect the proposal to put touchbacks at the 25-yard line might have. Normally eager to talk about kicking, the Patriots coach just said "I don't know." I already knew that.
"Bobby's a great guy," Belichick said of his recent time with Kid Rock.
He did answer an important question about who the greatest long snapper ever to play the game was. "[Steve] DeOssie changed the game."
3. "The erosion of coaching ..."
No, Marvin Lewis was not talking about the Shanahans, he was actually talking about football coaches at the lower levels of the game, in response to a question about Ivy League schools no longer tackling. It sounds like a hot take, but he was really referring to it more in the sense of teaching players the fundamentals, especially proper tackling and the physical aspects of the game.
4. The Browns are looking for a quarterback
The sun rises, and then it sets. Cleveland entertained RG3 in recent days, and head coach Hue Jackson was still impressed with him. Jackson acknowledged that Griffin still has work to do to get to the level he's capable of playing at, the level we got a glimpse of during his rookie season. Maybe more telling was that Jackson said Griffin took the blame for the way his time in Washington ended.
Jared Goff, Carson Wentz and every other quarterback in the draft is also a possibility. The Browns head coach is going to meet with Wentz soon. He said his time with Goff recently was positive, as well, even breaking out the timeless "gym rat" and "comes early, stays late" prospect evaluation chestnuts.
5. Bill O'Brien is super positive about everyone
He raved about Brock Osweiler's toughness and accuracy, even pointing to the hits he took in a game against the Raiders last season and still complete 35-of-51 pass attempts in the 12-15 loss. O'Brien had clearly done his scouting homework on Osweiler, which is a good thing since he revealed that he hadn't actually met him until AFTER he signed the $72 million deal.
Someone asked about Allen Robinson, the Jaguars receiver he coached while he was at Penn State. The Texans coach admitted that there really wasn't much you could do to defend his former pupil.
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CHIEFS APPEALING: Chiefs have appealed the tampering penalty from the NFL. Good, though you can already predict that the effort will probably go nowhere (unless it goes to court).
BRUCE ARIANS ON TV: Arizona Cardinals 2015 season to be featured on All or Nothing series on Amazon Video. Reality TV featuring Bruce Arians? Yes, please!
GIVE IT BACK: The Patriots asked Roger Goodell for their draft pick back. But they still haven't heard back ... and they probably won't.
NO DEAL: The Bengals STILL aren't trading AJ McCarron. Cincinnati's backup quarterback has been at the center of numerous trade rumors, but he seems confident in his current plan. Will the Bengals try and trade the signal-caller or wait it out?
WHAT THE NINERS KNEW: Multiple reports show 49ers' knowledge of Ian Williams' surgeries is unclear. There are varying reports about what the 49ers knew about Ian Williams' procedure. After not passing his physical, the team has reworked his deal.
HEAD EAST: NFL aiming for 2018 regular season game in China. A regular season game in China would easily be the most distance any team has traveled for a matchup.
THE CATCH RULE: Just call a catch a catch, dammit. Dez Bryant caught it and so did Calvin Johnson. It doesn't need to be so hard to figure out.
BUCKNER BREAKDOWN: DeForest Buckner is a few moves away from greatness. Retired NFL defensive end Stephen White ponders says the Oregon pass rusher is the kind of player who can dominate games at the NFL level if he learns how to use the right moves.