Credit to this brave internet citizen: He doesn't shy away on a bet. Redditor and Cavaliers fan "PARTYxDIRTYDAN" held strong to his promise that if the Warriors beat the Thunder he would eat his shirt. Add this to the growing genre of "Why are you promising to eat non-edible things?!"
PARTYxDIRTYDAN didn't have a Warriors shirt, so he grabbed a plain white tee, wrote "Cavs in 6" on it with a Sharpie and then ate that sucker. He semi-reviewed the shirt as he ate.
"It wasn't too bad with the barbecue sauce."
Yes PARTYxDIRTYDAN, that's because your shirt-to-sauce ratio is very small. You're basically just eating barbecue sauce.
"It's not even chewable."
That's because it's a friggin' t-shirt, Dan.
I'm really upset he didn't discuss the mouthfeel, texture or flavor profile of the shirt itself. Was it brand new? An old shirt? How recently was it washed? These are things an internet T-shirt eater should be able to answer.