Bartolo Colón is capable of many things, like majestically covering first base or hitting at least one home run. He’s also a masseur, as demonstrated on Cesar Hernandez after Colón hit a double on Friday night. I don’t know if he gives good shoulder massages, but at the very least Colón looks like he does.
It’s only a matter of time until Colón ends up doing yoga during a game, either on purpose or accidentally. (I hope it’s the latter.)