Manny Machado hit a home run in the first inning, which is a good way to start a game as a baseball player.
Then Manny Machado hit a home run in the second inning, which is an even better way to start a game as a baseball player.
THEN MANNY MACHADO HIT A HOME RUN IN THE THIRD INNING AND THIS IS JUST AN ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS WAY TO START A BASEBALL GAME FOR A BASEBALL PLAYER.
LEAVE SOME HOME RUNS FOR EVERYONE ELSE MANNY.
Perhaps more amazing is the fact that this has happened before somehow.
Manny Machado of @Orioles is the 1st player since Mike Cameron in 2002 to hit 3 HR by the 3rd inning (Cameron would hit 4 that day).— ESPN Stats & Info (@ESPNStatsInfo) August 7, 2016