This is a real video that happened, and we have a lot of questions about it. The only things we know for sure are that this occurred at a baseball game, there was a sleeping baby and there was a dog there wearing doggles.
Eric Stephen: My questions start with the dog. It was Kansas City’s bark at the park night, so it makes sense why there is a dog there. But is that guy holding the dog in a baby wrap?
Mark Sandritter: I think that dog is in a baby carrier. Or a puppy carrier if that is a thing.
Hector Diaz: Forget the dog for a second. Is that a safe way to hold that baby?
Eric: I think the woman is offering up the baby as a sacrifice to the dog, in hopes her team will score some runs.
Mark: That baby’s little beanie is also a baseball. That’s just begging for the dog to think it’s an actual ball and bite that baby’s head.
Eric: That isn’t a concern. That dog is clearly blind, hence the glasses.
Eric: We still haven’t gotten to the fact a young Obi Wan is sitting in front.
Hector: That is young Obi Wan!
Why did this scene happen? We have no idea. We don’t even know what the hell is happening in this scene. Really the only thing we’re sure of is that is a very good dog.