There are a lot of good baseball fans. Fans who love the game. Fans who chase down home run balls like they are made of gold. Fans who cheer and scream until the final out. They are all good fans.
This fan is better.
We're going to need more cotton candy. pic.twitter.com/SNpjgZSGlA— Mariners (@Mariners) September 8, 2016
The actual happenings on the field while this occurred are completely irrelevant. In fact, the entire game is irrelevant. Why are they even showing baseball on the broadcast? Just bring this fan an unlimited supply of cotton candy and then film the result.
We demand more of this.