Tom Brady is trying to keep warm on the sidelines of the AFC Championship in this little big number.
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Of course, we cannot confirm that this is Brady and not eight children stacked on top of each other pretending to be an adult professional football player.
It looks like this contraption has a hood on it, too, so it’s possible he could disappear completely inside, becoming nothing more than a mass of Patriot-themed nylon and polyester insulation.
It’s also the perfect place to store, say, a bunch of air that you may have taken from one or a bunch of other objects that you don’t want the NFL to know about.
But hey we’re just spitballing here. Twitter had some ideas, too.
— Hector Diaz (@iamHectorDiaz) January 23, 2017
— SB Nation (@SBNation) January 23, 2017
(Yes, I know that’s our Twitter.)
— SB Nation (@SBNation) January 23, 2017
This is definitely something you buy on SkyMall.
— Louis Bien (@louisbien) January 23, 2017
This looks familiar.
Tfw ur trying to sneak a bottle of Jack past security pic.twitter.com/pvXzxJNPSP
— Bobby Big Wheel (@BobbyBigWheel) January 23, 2017
So relatable am I right kids?!*
*SB Nation does not condone drinking under the age of 21.*
— SB Nation (@SBNation) January 23, 2017
You can even rent Tom to make sure your proposal is romantic and picturesque.
***Update***
HOLD UP EVERYONE. WE SOLVED IT. WE KNOW WHAT’S UNDER THERE.
So THAT's what's keeping Tom warm pic.twitter.com/KoROzhZmkf
— SB Nation (@SBNation) January 23, 2017