Reading off of a teleprompter is good, but can also be bad.
But he also really tried to sell us on those final two bullet points, which makes this even more hilarious.
Instead, he did his best Ron Burgundy impression.
It’s not the first teleprompter bluff by FOX this year:
Clearly FOX and their broadcasters are off to a slow start this season, but still have time to pick things up before we get down the stretch and the postseason starts.