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Patriots defensive end Chris Long is one of the six New England players who have said they’ll skip a visit to the White House if President Donald Trump decides to invite the Super Bowl champions to Washington. Apparently not everyone on the internet has been cool with Long’s decision (shocking!), and he’s been taking heat for it ever since the news broke.
On Thursday night, it seems that Long had had enough. He decided to fire back at his detractors, virtually swatting them away with burn after burn in the most effective Twitter takedown I’ve seen in a while.
Here’s his full tweet-storm:
Sorry dude. I appreciate your support of me as a football player, but I just don't get this tweet. https://t.co/TfmK7hbEmY
— Chris Long (@JOEL9ONE) February 17, 2017
Heard it all this week...if you don't want to hear about some of the dumb shit I've heard...mute away, but it's good. Rapid fire time, yeah?
— Chris Long (@JOEL9ONE) February 17, 2017
"Respect the office" Ok birther theory guy
— Chris Long (@JOEL9ONE) February 17, 2017
"Stick to football" you don't look like a state senator yourself there bud.
— Chris Long (@JOEL9ONE) February 17, 2017
"I hope they cut you" I'm a free agent.
— Chris Long (@JOEL9ONE) February 17, 2017
"stop being self important. I'm no longer a fan" I'm self important but you thought this was important enough to bring to my attention, eh?
— Chris Long (@JOEL9ONE) February 17, 2017
"You just wanna be a cool lib" Actually I'm well aware the minute I believe something they don't, libs will hit me w this GIF pic.twitter.com/yvc9iBskvm
— Chris Long (@JOEL9ONE) February 17, 2017
"You just wanna be a cool lib"
— Chris Long (@JOEL9ONE) February 17, 2017
As a football player, liberals thought I was a living, breathing piece of steak before I agreed with them.
"You hate the troops" The secondary focus of my foundation (out of two causes) is veteran support. Do your research. Also, not relatable.
— Chris Long (@JOEL9ONE) February 17, 2017
"You hate white people" You realize all humans that live in America should be concerned? Also that assumption says something about you.
— Chris Long (@JOEL9ONE) February 17, 2017
"Stop believing the media." Dude I just saw you retweet Fox News.
— Chris Long (@JOEL9ONE) February 17, 2017
"You should go talk to trump if you want change" I'm skipping a photo op, not a congressional hearing.
— Chris Long (@JOEL9ONE) February 17, 2017
I think that's it but check this gem out. Bye for now! pic.twitter.com/4kyxRgG4bV
— Chris Long (@JOEL9ONE) February 17, 2017
So I've listened to it all week. And it's sparse really. Most people aren't ridiculous. Thought y'all may enjoy that thread.
— Chris Long (@JOEL9ONE) February 17, 2017
Last thing... not a libertarian. I thought I wanted to be one. Was desperate for a third party to support. Couldn't do it.
— Chris Long (@JOEL9ONE) February 17, 2017
Long’s statements are impressive because a) the Patriots are generally pretty tight-lipped when it comes to talking about anything besides football and b) it’s hard to consistently own that many people that well. Trust me, I’ve tried; I usually devolve into “your mom” comebacks by the third tweet.
Also worth noting: At media night on Monday of Super Bowl week, Long did say that he didn’t agree with a lot of what was going on politically in this country and that he would address it at some point, just not right then. Looks like he’s a man of his word.
And here, to cleanse your palate, is a delightful exchange between Long and Martellus Bennett:
@JOEL9ONE miss you bro. Well kinda. I'm gonna FaceTime you today, so that I can laugh.
— Martellus Bennett (@MartysaurusRex) February 17, 2017
@MartysaurusRex what's up off-season Marty? I'm around dude, just hanging
— Chris Long (@JOEL9ONE) February 17, 2017
@JOEL9ONE I'm in MartyLand working on this animated series. The usual.
— Martellus Bennett (@MartysaurusRex) February 17, 2017
@MartysaurusRex animate away my friend. Look forward to seeing the finished product
— Chris Long (@JOEL9ONE) February 17, 2017
@JOEL9ONE you're more than welcome to visit MartyLand if you'd like. Super Bowl Champs get in for free. Perks of being a winner. Lol
— Martellus Bennett (@MartysaurusRex) February 17, 2017