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There’s a wild cat roaming around the Marlins’ home run behemoth

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When you’re hungry for a 15-foot spinning ceramic swordfish, and nothing else will satisfy you ...

Hello, friends. In the top of the sixth inning, play during the Miami Marlins-Atlanta Braves game was delayed because A DANGED CAT DECIDED TO SCALE THE INTERDIMENSIONAL HOME RUN OBELISK IN CENTER FIELD, and anyway, the cat looked like this:

ENHANCE:

This cat was not confined to the home run behemoth.

Precautions have been taken, but the cat is still at large:

C’mon, is the problem that you have paws on the home run sculpture, or is the problem that you have to put the home run sculpture on paws, ha ha, but seriously, folks.

Anyway, we hope the cat is safe and healthy, and we will update you as events unfold.

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J..T. Rrrrrrowlmuto