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It is April 20th, or 4/20, which is not a notable baseball day at all, so this post really doesn’t make a lot of sense.

Jung Bong throws Photo by Jamie Squire/Getty Images

Hello. I am 17 years old and extremely immature, and I put together a baseball team filled with major leaguers from the past and present. There is nothing particularly notable about this roster, so I don’t even know why I’m doing this.

C - Smoky Burgess
1B - Ripper Collins
2B - Ray Rolling
SS - Bud Harrelson
3B - Andy High
OF - Bake McBride
OF - Jim Greengrass
OF - Ducky Hemp

Bench - Fatty Briody
Bench - Joe Strain
Bench - Manny Mota
Bench - Packy Rogers
Bench - Jay Faatz

SP - Lil Stoner
SP - Smoky Joe Wood
SP - Herb Score
SP - Dick Burns
SP - Tim Lincecum

RP - Jung Bong
RP - Tobi Stoner
RP - Donn Roach
RP - Nellie Pott
RP - Josh Smoker
RP - Emmitt Bowles
RP - Bruce Hitt

Manager - Dallas Green
Pitching coach - Rich Dubee

Honorable mention, minor-league edition: Blunt. That’s it, just Blunt.

Extremely honorable mention, minor-league edition: B.J. Weed

Anyway, happy tax day!

(UPDATE: An eagle-eyed emailer let me know that Jackson Hellahungry was, in fact, entirely made up and not an actual baseball player. We at SB Nation regret the error.)