Hello. I am 17 years old and extremely immature, and I put together a baseball team filled with major leaguers from the past and present. There is nothing particularly notable about this roster, so I don’t even know why I’m doing this.
Honorable mention, minor-league edition: Blunt. That’s it, just Blunt.
Extremely honorable mention, minor-league edition: B.J. Weed
Anyway, happy tax day!
(UPDATE: An eagle-eyed emailer let me know that Jackson Hellahungry was, in fact, entirely made up and not an actual baseball player. We at SB Nation regret the error.)