Macklemore and Lil Yachty have a video out for their new single, “Marmalade.” It features a significant amount of underage driving, Marshawn Lynch, and some jokes at Tom Brady’s expense.
In the video, little kid versions of Macklemore and Lil Yachty and their friends go into a stadium to steal Brady’s jersey from the locker room. They walk past a room full of guys deflating footballs, and then little Lil Yachty karate kicks open the locker room door. Go big or go home.
The kids successfully steal the jersey — which, let’s be honest, didn’t seem all that difficult for C. Martin Mauricio Ortega, who really did steal two of Brady’s Super Bowl jerseys.
These intrepid children then drive — while dancing, and all of this is extremely unsafe because these kids all seem to be about 10 years old — to Lynch’s house.
“Here, let me see that Real Deal Holyfield,” Lynch says after the kids hand over the jersey.
Then kid Macklemore, young Lil Yachty, and their pals have a pool party at Lynch’s house, which is clearly the only way to celebrate a successful Brady jersey heist.