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The Scott Boras Metaphor Generator will explain exactly what’s going on at the Winter Meetings

Scott Boras has ... interesting descriptions of what’s going on with his clients. Now you can play along at home.

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Scott Boras held his annual State of the Boras address at the Winter Meetings on Wednesday, and he continued his tradition of using ultra-baffling metaphors.

What is he going to say next? Well, that’s up to you. SB Nation is proud to present the Scott Boras Metaphor Generator!

This is a work in progress. A very, very important work in progress. Thank you for your patience.