FAMOUS PEOPLE, HELLO. My blogs are for the people, but for one time and one time only, this one is for your reading pleasure.
You are probably rich. You are probably attractive. You can definitely go almost anywhere, at any time, for any reason. But you cannot necessarily get onto the Super Bowl 52 championship stage.
OK, we know this because Kevin Hart WASN’T ALLOWED ON THE CHAMPIONSHIP STAGE AHAHA YES.
Is that @KevinHart4real trying to get on stage at the Super Bowl? pic.twitter.com/uE6p1zE7Mh
— Ryan Walton (@RyanWaltonSBN) February 5, 2018
LOOK AT HIM.
“I shouldn’t have to say this, but you REALLY don’t look like a winning Eagles player.”
“OH MY GOD THAT’S KEVIN HART”
“Nope, Ride Along 2 was the worst two hours of my life.”
Early Monday morning, Hart hilariously addressed getting denied by security, and started things off by telling kids they shouldn’t drink:
“Uh, to all the kids out there I just wanna say don’t drink. you know, When alcohol’s in your system you do dumb stuff. Me trying to go on-stage with the trophy, definitely in the top-two stupidest things I’ve ever done, but who cares! The Eagles won the Super Bowl. Yeah, I’m still a little tipsy but the world can kiss my ass.”
Man in background: “Where are your socks?”
“Shut up bitch, I ain’t got socks on cuz I’m tipsy! And my wife was the first one to say ‘babe don’t go up there’ I told my wife ‘no honey, chill out! I gotta be up there with my city!’ It didn’t work out good. That man did his job, didn’t he? He said ‘Kevin Hart, I know who you are but you can’t be up here’ I said ‘hell if I can’t!’ I went to walk he put his hand on my chest. Who gives a shit? Go Eagles, Fly Eagles Fly, fuck it!”
God bless you, Kevin Hart.