Jason Kelce’s speech at the end of the parade was the best ever made in the history of championship parades.
Kelce called out everybody who didn’t believe in the Eagles and went player by player on what people said they couldn’t do. Here’s the speech, in full, uncensored:
“HUNGRY DOGS RUN FASTER. AND THAT’S THIS TEAM!”— Sports Illustrated (@SInow) February 8, 2018
Jason Kelce just lost his voice and delivered one of the greatest parade speeches EVER. [NSFW] pic.twitter.com/d2wjGDBgYL
In the speech, Kelce also defends Doug Pederson from criticism over being “the least qualified person to coach an NFL team.”
Kelce concluded his speech addressing the people who doubted the Eagles this season with a, “Fuck ‘em.”
On NFL Network’s broadcast, he was censored for an entire minute for doing the “We’re from Philly” chant that he did with fans earlier during the parade:
Oh my god they had to bleep out Jason Kelce’s Super Bowl parade speech for A FULL MINUTE. pic.twitter.com/IenPif6cyx— Will Brinson (@WillBrinson) February 8, 2018
There have been great speeches in human history. Kelce’s was clearly the best that’s ever been done during a celebratory parade. When he’s finished with football, he should honestly take up wrestling with a long rant like that. He would do great.
And he did all of it in his Mummers costume. This was a great way for the Eagles to wrap up their celebration. Maybe we’ll be hearing more of Kelce during the offseason.