Any time the Minnesota Timberwolves do anything it’s quickly followed by pure, abject horror. The maniacs behind the “Timberwolves Brasil” Twitter account are incapable of being chill, and celebrate wins in the most unsettling way possible.
4-2— Timberwolves Brasil (@twolvesbrazil) November 7, 2023
QUE DELÍCIAAAAAAAAAAAAA. pic.twitter.com/y01iQ8SLJx
I don’t need to sugar coat this. It’s a wolf, sensually swallowing another wolf whole, then being turned on by appearing pregnant, I guess? This could be an internet thing I’m just too old to appreciate, but it’s new and confronting.
Sometimes Jesus is cuddling with a baby wolf.
Querem tirar o Edwards do jogo a qualquer custo… Me ajuda senhor!!!!!! pic.twitter.com/7xMF4fZfMW— Timberwolves Brasil (@twolvesbrazil) November 7, 2023
On occasion you might see a TikTok of a woman open mouth kissing a live wolf, because why not?
3-2— Timberwolves Brasil (@twolvesbrazil) November 5, 2023
Sábado à noite. Dia de beijar na boca. pic.twitter.com/lKSoC1P0jg
The most unsettling tweet from Timberwolves Brasil came when the team was at 1-1 when this was somehow allowed to be posted on the internet.
It’s not illegal, but damn if this doesn’t feel like it should be illegal. It’s just exceptionally wrong. It should be noted that this account is in no way affiliated with the actual Timberwolves, and that’s probably a very good thing — because almost everything Timberwolves Brasil posts is sexual, horrifying, and sometimes both.
Keep having fun down there, Brazil.