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round one

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"God dammit!"
"I might be transferred to Nashville"
"The Soviet Union"
Band of Brothers
Bonobos
Cops
Getting to airport five hours early
Going to beach without touching water
Hating New York City
Long sighs
Napping on floor
Round-billed baseball caps
Sweatpants with paint on them
Talking to delivery men about cars
Things tucked into jeans
Vented fishing shirts
"Driving hats"
Actual slippers
Big Green Egg
Cell phone holster
Consumer Reports subscription
Dogs
Excited about renting Van Helsing
Grumbling about roof
Hating cats
Leaving baseball game in 5th inning
Lowe's
Lower back stuff
Newspapers
Sandwiches cut the way you don't like them
Springsteen
War books
round one
round one

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"I'm switching to cruise control"
Actually uses highway mile markers
Anything with a corded remote
Awkward texting
Bowling
Brookstone
Goatees
Hanging out in unfinished basement
Hoosiers
I-75
Kathy Ireland
M-frame Oakleys
NCIS
Never recycles
Rolaids in coffee
Vinyls stacked horizontally
Brother has no kids and sports car
Carving meat
Comcast-issued email address
Conversations about gutters
Custom-edited video of family event
Dr. Beverly Crusher
Email forwards
Files away printer's test page
Is not crying
Jorts
Leather anything
No scissors, only X-Acto knives
Pleats
Taxes from 1989
Weatherproofing
Windows 98
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round two

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round two
round two

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round two
regional semis

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regional semis
regional semis

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regional semis
regional finals

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regional finals
regional finals

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regional finals
final four

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final four
final four

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final four
final

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WINNER
Actually uses highway mile markers
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