A PhD student of Africology at the University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee with hockey blood pumping through my veins. My claims to fame are as follows: a.) In high school, I once shadowed Joe Pavelski, b.) I drove the Zamboni for 5 years, and c.) I spent one month in Ghana, where I manufactured an upset of two Chinese ping pong players and put a football shot off the crossbar playing with villagers near Accra. I created a blog called Bettman's Nightmare a while ago because my buddies kept filling my inbox with their ramblings, so I figured it could be a outlet for us. Like children with a new toy, they ignored the blog, and still fill up my inbox. But here I am.