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Riley loves to talk about who he is, why you should care who he is, and why you should care enough about who he is to like who he is and the things he does (or is about to do). That's why writing this bio is not awkward at all. He has done hundreds and thousands and tens of thousands of things in his life; many of which involve sports, sporting, sporting goods, watching sports, writing about sports, starting blogs about sports, and writing for blogs that write about sports. He has also done some other things, (including but not exclusive to) referring to himself in the third person, playing college baseball, playing music for a living, playing, and accidentally crapping his desk chair on New Year's Day in 2010. He hopes that you enjoy what he writes, and that if you don't, that you find plenty of other things to read on the Internet. (He's heard it's enormous.)