Today is Belk day. North Carolina knows that Belkening is not to be taken for granted; it is earned, and after having been down, they are proud to be where they are:
It's not exactly Michigan State's Rich Homie Quan obsession, but it does appear as if Larry Fedora is quoting Drake here.
In honor of Holly Anderson's stream of Belk raps in her timeline, let us throw it back to a younger, less omnipresent Drake with our rendition of BELK I EVER HAD
Belk-y you my everything
Got all I ever wanted
Their selection's real big
Bigger than you ever done it
They be stockin everything
Other stores ain't ever on it
I want this in leather
I swear I could spend whatever on it (but I don't have to due to Belk's low, low prices)
Baby you the Belk
You the Belkin Belk
You the Belkin Belk
You the Belkin Belk
Belk I ever had
Belk I ever had
Belk I ever had